What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

I am still studying engineering. I feel worried being an average student. Can I get a good job in placement, buy a house, and a car? I don't know why I feel this.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why are 38% of IIT graduates unplaced in 2024?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do diabetic people sweat so much?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

What is your worst experience in life?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

If you cloned 12 Michael Jordan's and 12 LeBron James' and had Team Jordan vs. James, which team would win the most games?